Poetic Jesstice ([info]a_spoonerism) wrote,
2005-10-24 10:27:00
  • Mood: This is it!

Now that Sam has pleaded his innocence, and the list of suspects has been drastically narrowed, the next episode in the Series of Accusations can commence.

Yes. Yes, some of you have heard me mention it... some of you have even been driven to mass suicide at the very sound of its name... now it has been manifested. The Poll! Which is not, of course, to say that it is the physical manifestation of the paragon of the perfect Polish individual.

Who do you think caused the internet outage?
(A.) Rabia.
(B.) Der.
(C.) Aaron.
(D.) Mr. Saturn.

Please, people of my friends list! I wouldn't want to send my army after an innocent suspect. Take this contest of charisma seriously, I need your input. It is for the better of the internet and the world. With people like the foul creature who caused the internet outage at large, the world can never be safe.



And now, for a story of general interest.

Today, for breakfast, I made myself an omlette. It was sort of shaped like the Virgin Mary. Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, it was sort of shaped like Pikachu. No, the glucose molecule. No...

Does it really matter? The point is that it wasn't shaped like an omlette.

VOTE!

- Bucket. (Copyright Aaron Fellman, 2005. All rights reserved by author.)

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  • 11 comments

[info]watery_memories

October 24 2005, 17:59:58 UTC 6 years ago

4. Mr. Saturn. Definately.

[info]pickpocketsmile

October 24 2005, 22:48:23 UTC 6 years ago

C. Aaron.
Who confessed.

[info]i_got_one

October 24 2005, 23:00:22 UTC 6 years ago

Nope. Definitely Mr. Saturn. Always knew that bastard was up to no good...

[info]der_niabs

October 25 2005, 00:09:14 UTC 6 years ago

*walks into very nice, shiny, high tech polling box* Hmm... *starts to reach for Aaron's button when the power cuts out* Hey!
Der: Vote for me or you aren't voting at all.
Me: ...Fine... Just turn the power back on. *powers back on* Thank you. *starts to reach for Der's button, then attempts to switch back to Aaron when the power cuts out again* HEY!!!
Der: Just vote for me. I did it. Even if Aaron says he did it, i say it was ME!!!
Me: FINE!! *starts pressing Der's button repeatedly while the power is still out* There, I'm voting for you!!
Der: :) *turns power on*
Me: ARE *presses button for Der* YOU *presses again* happy... *realizes the power came back on* ... Damn... *presses Der's button again for good measure*
Der: VOTE DER FOR PERSON WHO KILLED THE INTERNET!!!!!

[info]little_laugh

October 25 2005, 00:36:14 UTC 6 years ago

C. Aaron! *raising hand*

[info]yaoizonster

October 25 2005, 00:57:21 UTC 6 years ago

C. Aaron.

Since he... er, you know... confessed and all. o_O

[info]pickpocketsmile

October 25 2005, 02:01:26 UTC 6 years ago

iniquities

At least someone's speaking reasons. I demand the right to answer for my iniquities!

[info]dan_thelichlord

October 25 2005, 01:36:33 UTC 6 years ago

I say it was the initial warning signs of the homicidal Artificial Intelligence which will take over the planet's systems and kill off as much of humanity as it can manage.
Stockpile programmers.
And food, too. You might need that.

[info]dan_thelichlord

October 25 2005, 02:12:42 UTC 6 years ago

And now for a lame programming joke...
I just figured out that the AI could not indeed take over the planet. It's coding and evolution are far too slow and primitive. Heck, it still codes in
C. (Aaron!)

[info]der_niabs

October 25 2005, 02:13:54 UTC 6 years ago

Great. I'm being considered a emergancy supply... No, wait. It's worse than that. I'm being considered an emergancy supply that is thought of before food... -_-

[info]_rabia_

October 25 2005, 12:31:41 UTC 6 years ago

Ahahaha! *dances* No one suspects me!
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